Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
you didnt know i had herpes?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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