i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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