do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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