I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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