like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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