I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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