Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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