Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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