So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
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I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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