I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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