That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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