I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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