I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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