problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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