The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
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How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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