Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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