how hairy? two words: wookie tits
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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