I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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