They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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