Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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