hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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