i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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