Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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