He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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