it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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