Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You are a genius and a whore.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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