I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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