Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
third nipple confirmed
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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