so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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