Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
ok first of all what the fuck
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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