Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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