What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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