The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
