Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(208): View more from Idaho

you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.

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(716): View more from New York

If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.

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(458): View more from Oregon

Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.

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(302): View more from Delaware

I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids

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(406): View more from Montana

Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.

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(519): View more from Ontario

It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.

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(516): View more from New York

my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly

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(309): View more from Illinois

I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.

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(513): View more from Ohio

A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!

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