Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here