oh god the rape fog is back!
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often