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• (586): View more from Michigan

  is your mom at the bar?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.

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  so you punched his junk, right?

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• (585): View more from New York

  It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.

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