i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
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Boobs are out for the taking
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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