We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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