how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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