Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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