I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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