Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I wear drunk well.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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