i barfeds in our rink
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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