I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
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i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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