She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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