Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
