Swine flu. Run for my life!
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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