is your mom at the bar?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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