You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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