im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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