i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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