I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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