PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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