Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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