did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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