So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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