Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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