I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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