So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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